falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

starksexual:

i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it

skankplissken:

my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’

(Source: rybackrulez)

pizza:

OH MY GODDDDD

(Source: gotoagreatperhaps)

overhumor:

10/10

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

(Source: theburninggiraffe)

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: njena)

jacknoir:

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN STANDING FACING EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES AND ONE OF THEM JUST PICKED UP A FLOWER AND SET IT DOWN AN THE OTHER ONE PICKED IT UP THATS SO FUCKIGN CUTE OH MY GOD

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

juliorichterr:

One time I saw a post accusing asexuals of forcing their sexuality into other people’s faces

and I feel like there should be a blog of aces doing that

Asexually doing laundry in public

Casually leaning against a wall in a non-sexual manner

So much asexuality right out there for everyone to see holy shit

Aces in yo’ faces

lightrup:

duhavin:

lightrup:

lightrup:

maybe university isn’t a good idea

maybe becoming a tree is a good idea

next person who reblogs this is getting shot

shoot me

yourfriendg00:

cute nicknames for your significant other:

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