My asshole is tighter than the bond between a mother and her child
If you want to be skinny, that’s fine. If you want to be curvy that’s fine. If you want to be tall, that’s fine. If you want to be short, that’s fine. But don’t start insulting different body shapes and sizes just because it isn’t want you would want for yourself.
When we’re young our parents embarrass us…
But there gets to be a point where we start to embarrass them…
i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
when ur friend swoops in and manages to grab a french fry off ur tray
Jesus Camp is a very fun documentary to watch with friends but if you watch it alone you just get scared and angry.